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i could handle an intervention. could be quite an ego booster. everybody you know telling you they love you and how great you are and how they can't just stand by and watch you have an awesome time partying when they have thrown in the towel.
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Maybe Benway could have a webcam running so we can all be there? Also if he had a tiny ear-piece we could give him usefull advice throughout.
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quote:Originally posted by Kanye West: if you still can't leave MK then maybe there'll be a video linkup.
I'm pretty sure you've met me several times outside of Milton Keynes, Benway. Anyway, we're here to talk about your issues not mine.
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"Benway, I'd just like to say... you know. I know we've argued alot over the last five years. We've bickered about every subject under the sun. And for a while I found it quite frustrating and hurtful. But now I realise that it was just your addiction speaking and that if you could conquer this terrible affliction you would be able to see, with total clarity, that I was right about all of it."
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Perhaps Louise is going to propose and she thought that before doing that she should ask for your mother's permission, so after the cheese course she's going to take your mum aside. They'll be off at the back of the room out of earshot, obviously very deep in conversation then suddenly your mum will shriek in excitement and they'll hug and be talking in a very animated manner. They'll walk back really purposefully and you will now know what is going to happen (as I've posted it here). You'll be looking for an escape route. Please god no, don't let her propose to me, least of all in a busy restaurant in front of my family. Where can I go? So you pretend to be grabbing your pint glass but ram your hand down on top of it, shattering it and driving the sharp edges through your palm. "Brilliant" you think as you feel the searing hot needles of pain and see the blood start to drip down the edges of the glass. "This will get me a few hours in A&E and the whole thing will be forgotten about". You then notice that you've hit the glass to far up on your hand and it's actually punctured a major vein that is starting to pump your precious life blood over the beautiful white linen. "Glad my parents agreed to pay for tonight as I wouldn't want to be stuck with the dry cleaning bill for that tablecloth" you think as you slowly lose consciousness.
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i find that as i time goes on i find spaced to be more smug and less easy to tolerate. whats up with that. am i just becoming more of a twat, or is this acceptable.
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I used to really love Red Dwarf, and had all the books. But now I can't watch it or read them.
I guess some things are pretty 'of their time' and have a pretty limited shelf life. I still quite like Spaced though. The box set occasionally gets wheeled out when there's nothing better on TV.
I suppose it's hardly a revalation that your tastes change as you get older.
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I had all the Red Dwarf books as well, including the Red Dwarf quiz book which I was staggeringly good at.
90 minutes to the weekend people. It's my birthday tomorrow so you can all buy me presents. Although it's probably a bit late now as you'll have missed the post. Never mind. next year perhaps.
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i tell you what's unbelievably shit - men behaving badly. I liked that as a kid but dear GOD if you watch it now it's just.. horrific.
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