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I don't think that George W generates anywhere near the levels of boiling hatred that Goody has conjured throughout the middle classes of Britain.
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It made me sad when it became obvious she was going to die; the fact that alot of people were going to gloat over it. She doesn't seem to be coping very well, either. Poor Jade.
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Well now hold on, I'm not gloating about it. Merely an observation. Thousands of people said "I wish she would just die" and now she's going to. My humour was based on the idea that the collective bad will of a whole nation could cause someone to get cancer, not that she deserves it or that it's not awfully tragic.
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Hey let's not get into a debate about good/bad taste in humour on a thread where people are laughing about Nazis and AIDS Posts: 12211
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I wasn't accusing you of gloating, Ringo. I just saw the headlines and thought "Oh. Loads of people are going to laugh about that and say she deserves it". She's probably quite aware of it, too. I dunno. It was like it was all this big fun joke, where she got famous and rich for being a fucking idiot, and everyone else ridiculed her, and got to feel superior and everyone got what they wanted from the whole thing and then she got cancer and it was like "hurm, it doesn't seem that funny anymore, now she's stopped putting wine bottles up her clunge and is standing on morning TV crying, holding clumps of her own hair and worrying about who's going to look after her children". And it seemed like there were some people who couldn't deal with the change in tone, and carried on mocking her as if she'd gotten the name of a town wrong, or something else stupid, but it didn't quite work because it'd all gone dark. I suppose, in a way it's her fault the joke's ruined, the selfish bitch.
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Hey let's not get into a debate about good/bad taste in humour on a thread where people are laughing about Nazis and AIDS
Listen, you fucking cretin - the difference is that Jade Goody is ACTUALLY DYING whereas the Nazis are just villains invented by Steven Spielberg. GOD!!
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: now she's stopped putting wine bottles up her clunge and is standing on morning TV crying, holding clumps of her own hair and worrying about who's going to look after her children".
Actually I think you'll find that Kinga was the one who put the wine bottle up her vagina. Jade was the one who got her kebab out in a game of strip something or other. An expression that shocked the nation although it was later discovered that she was referring to the fold of fat on her midrift.
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Well now hold on, I'm not gloating about it. Merely an observation. Thousands of people said "I wish she would just die" and now she's going to. My tumour was based on the idea that the collective bad will of a whole nation could cause someone to get cancer, not that she deserves it or that it's not awfully tragic.
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: ringo seems to think he's an edgy alternative shock comedian. Truth is, he's just pathetic.
In all seriousness, I've noticed a pretty upsetting trend on TMO where people try and get laughs by being as crude or shocking as they can. I don't know where it started but these people need to grow the fuck up. It's not impressing anyone.
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It's not just this thread McDirts. All over TMO you see this kind of juvenile behaviour: jokes about selling cancerous tits for charity, mistaking black babies for monkeys, abortion rom-coms, all that stuff, all written by idiots who think that being crass and being witty are somehow the same thing. It needs to stop.
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female readers, the elderly, and young children will be delighted to learn that my AIDS is subsiding. I've regressed back to being simply HIV+, and I anticipate making a complete recovery by the end of the month. Thanks for all your support up to this point. I believe that together, we can beat AIDS.
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That's a shame. I was looking forward to being able to drop into conversation "My friend died of Aids". I suppose congratulations are in order, but it's a bit selfish of you denying me of the opportunity to kill a conversation.
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Man, I bet you'd get loads of fanny if you knew someone who died of AIDS
What's wrong with you, you look very down today?
Oh, I'm feeling pretty low at the moment. My friend died at the weekend.
That's terrible, I'm sorry to hear that. Was it sudden?
No, he'd be battling the AIDS for years. We thought he was doing well but last month he really started to go downhill. It's awful, when you try to be there for someone and you can see them just gradually falling apart. I mean, how do you even comfort someone when you both know they'll be dead within weeks?
You poor thing, you're so brave to deal with that. Here, let me felate it better for you...Posts: 12211
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Ringo you gormless idiot, that would work with any terminal disease apart from AIDS. Surely the last thing you want to bring up in the opening stages of a seduction is dying slowly and horribly from a sexually transmitted disease. Let alone revealing that you move in circles where people contract such things. Christ.
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Well, I'd have thought that in this day and age people are pretty clued up on the AIDS thing, and a modern girl would just be impressed that you're comfortable talking about such a sensitive issue.
Obviously if she recoiled in horror, you'd have to quickly reassure her that he got the AIDS from a botched blood transfusion.
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