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froopyscot
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I'm wondering whether Ralph is, in his own way, lobbying to be the new owner of the rohypnol tag.

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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
I bet ralph wouldn't have batted an eye if it was a bloke with a similar tally.

If I may be Devil's Advocate just this once in my life, there's something slightly disingenuous about this because it assumes an absolute equality of opportunity when it comes to sex, which doesn't seem to acknowledge the most common dynamic in places where people gather to cop off. The vast majority of the time the form is that men make the approach, and the women choose whether or not to reject them. To say there's no difference between a guy sleeping with a bunch of chicks and a chick sleeping with a bunch of guys is to pretend that this common dynamic simply isn't there.

Generally, if you want to pull a girl, you have to impress her to some degree, whether in looks, humour, charm, whatever. If a girl wants to pull a guy she probably just has to ask.

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ralph

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In the general area, yeah. What's your point?

This talk of numbers and such reminds me of former NBA great Wilt the stilt Chamberlin. He claims to have slept with over 20,000 different women during his lifetime.

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Ringo

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None really, just a midly humourous observation which could be misconstrued to infer that I was suggesting that the woman who has had 70 guys was actually Amy. But of course that's ridiculous because Amy is happily married and posessed of a much more robust moral fortitude

14 by the way. I've had 14 cars. But we don't talk about that here.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by froopyscot:
I'm wondering whether Ralph is, in his own way, lobbying to be the new owner of the rohypnol tag.

I'm not following you here froop. If anything, I'm lobbying to be the owner of the anti-rohypnol tag.
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
14 by the way. I've had 14 cars. But we don't talk about that here.

I know we don't. But thanks for slipping it in for me.
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froopyscot
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That's got to take some time. I mean, if you make allowances for activities like sleeping, eating, playing basketball and brushing teeth, and take what's left over, doesn't that make for an average duration of what, 45 seconds per woman? Hardly something you'd think he'd be proud of. Poor Wilt Chamberlain.

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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:

Generally, if you want to pull a girl, you have to impress her to some degree, whether in looks, humour, charm, whatever

It seems quite amazing, when you look at it that way, that most men ever actually get laid. I certainly can't explain most of my sexual encounters.
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froopyscot
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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
quote:
Originally posted by froopyscot:
I'm wondering whether Ralph is, in his own way, lobbying to be the new owner of the rohypnol tag.

I'm not following you here froop. If anything, I'm lobbying to be the owner of the anti-rohypnol tag.
Just postulating that it might have been involved in the two people you slept with without talking to.

Either that or the subway must have been particularly crowded on those two occasions.

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Deep Freeze
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drunkenness and drugs explain not only all of my sexual encounters, but also long term relationships.

[ 18.02.2009, 10:49: Message edited by: Deep Freeze ]

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
But thanks for slipping it in for me.

*giggle*

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by froopyscot:
Just postulating that it might have been involved in the two people you slept with without talking to.

Either that or the subway must have been particularly crowded on those two occasions.

Oh that. I was just kidding. My real number would be zero.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:

Generally, if you want to pull a girl, you have to impress her to some degree, whether in looks, humour, charm, whatever

It seems quite amazing, when you look at it that way, that most men ever actually get laid. I certainly can't explain most of my sexual encounters.
If humour and charm were genuine factors I'd be giving Wilt the Stilt a run for his money.
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ralph

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Wilt's dead now, but I bet he'd still pull better than you...
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Ringo

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If he ever suffered from erectile dysfunction, his name would be pretty funny. If you were the lady in that situation, you could construct a pretty cutting remark. Something like "Wilt by name, wilt by nature"
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ralph

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I don't think saying something like that to a 7'1", 300 lb. man is such a good idea.
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Ringo

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He beat up women?
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ralph

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I've heard rumors. But be real...if he had 20,000 sexual encounters, odds are that he roughed one or two of them up...
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Thorn Davis

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It doesn't scream "reverence and respect", does it?
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ralph

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If he did it one time out of 20,000 he'd be 99.995% respectful. That's pretty good.
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Ringo

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Wouldn't that be awful though. You sleep with 20,000 women and not one of them wants to have a relationship with you.
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Maybe they did. Maybe each and every one of them. But he didn't want to be tied down...not ol' Wilt. A one woman man? You shittin' me son? All that ***** out there and I'm gonna sleep with one woman the rest of my life? Fuck that. I'm Wilt fucking Chamberlin. Possibly the greatest professional basketball player of all time.
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I scored 100 points in a single game, bitch
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Dude nobody in the UK cares abotu Basketball
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Steve Nash could do that shit in a second.
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Deep Freeze
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I mean, last week Ice Cube fucked around and got the triple double.
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quote:
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Dude nobody in the UK cares abotu Basketball

lol. tell Deep Freeze. He literally pulled Steve Nash out of his ass.
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Deep Freeze
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he's the king of three pointers.
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ralph

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lol he is not.
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lol
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froopyscot
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eta: lol.

[ 18.02.2009, 12:41: Message edited by: froopyscot ]

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heh
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Lilo
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I'm glad I read this thread in its entirety.

But I can't remember if I'm supposed to be ralph baiting, discussing Ringo's cars, my sexual history or talking about the snot blocking my nostrils and the conjunctivitis I've had for two weeks, keeping eyes a constant gooey mess.

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ralph

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Your sexual history.
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Two weeks seems a long time to be suffering from conjunctivitis. Not that I would actually know, I've never had it before. For the last thirteen days I've been living with the paranoia of wondering if the person I'm having a conversation with is internally screaming with horror at the eye boogies nestling in my tear ducts.

Eye boogies are horrible, aren't they? I hate having conversations with people that have eye boogies.

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