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ralph

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sigh

I knew things were going too nicely here to continue.....

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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by vikram:
although i do suffer froma virgin/whore complex like many immature men, 3.5 men per year really isn't an extravagant tally is it?

Needs more context, though, doesn't it. If that's how she came to sleep with 60 guys - 3/4 a year, then, yeah, it's not like she's going liek the clappers, but you're talking about a 30-year old who has never had a long term relationship, which is a bit off-putting. On the flip side, if she's married and has racked up 59 other guys on the side then that is an extravagant tally, and would make you question the quality of someone's character. Similarly, if she's had a few long term relationships, and the rest of her partners have been crammed into the gaps then it does seem a bit more promicsuous. I suppose you;d have to ask women: do you really bump into a man every three months who's definitely worth sleeping with?

For the record '60 or 70' sexual partners is the number used in the play Blackbird to suggest that a woman who was abused as a child has been psychologically damaged by her experiences.

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Black Mask

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Failed relationships. Sexual dysfunction.

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vikram

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
Nice to see you again, vikram. [Smile]

hai. i lurk sometimes, but tmo just seems to be everyone especially black mask slagging you off these days [Frown]
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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by vikram:
quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
Nice to see you again, vikram. [Smile]

hai. i lurk sometimes, but tmo just seems to be everyone especially black mask slagging you off these days [Frown]
Maybe you two could buddy up?

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ralph

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maybe you could quietly go away and die?
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by vikram:
hai. i lurk sometimes, but tmo just seems to be everyone especially black mask slagging you off these days [Frown]

yeah...sadly I have no control over how black mask acts...
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Ringo

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Come on guys, let's not do this today?
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Black Mask

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Ooh, it's the old violent nature, bubbling to the surface. The red mist... Way to go, Mr Lover-man.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Come on guys, let's not do this today?

What's this guys crap? I was having a lovely time. Until...
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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
sadly I have no control over how black mask acts...

That's not strictly true. If there was no ralph I wouldn't need to be so anti-ralph.

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ralph

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I see. So the answer turns out to be quite simple. From this second forward, there simply is no Black Mask. Problem solved.
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mart
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Really. Don't do this today. Please.
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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Come on guys, let's not do this today?

What's this guys crap? I was having a lovely time. Until...
Yeah, he was having a lovely time recounting his catalogue of failed relationships, sexual dysfunction, history of gnawing regret and hinting at his take-no-shit, beatdown-that-muthafuacker, not-to-be-fucked-with violent nature. Everything was going nicely. ralph was talking about ralph and no-one was pointing out what a dick he is. It was like dream come true...

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ralph

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So...you've had a lot of cars, Ringo?
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mart
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quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:
catalogue of failed relationships, sexual dysfunction, history of gnawing regret

But that describes just about everyone on TMO!

damn, got suckered in. won't happen again

[ 18.02.2009, 09:39: Message edited by: mart ]

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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by mart:
Really. Don't do this today. Please.

You're right, it's Gambian Independence Day.

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
So...you've had a lot of cars, Ringo?

Really. Don't do this today. Please.

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Ringo

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Ah well, it was fun for a bit. Maybe tomorrow..
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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by mart:
quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:
catalogue of failed relationships, sexual dysfunction, history of gnawing regret

But that describes just about everyone on TMO!
That, in and of itself, is a good enough reason to not have a ralph. He's superfluous. At the very least.

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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Ah well, it was fun for a bit. Maybe tomorrow..

Yeah, look in. Even if it's just to say hello.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Ah well, it was fun for a bit. Maybe tomorrow..

yeah. maybe tomorrow. and I really was interested in the number of cars you've owned. my brother has had at least 100 different vehicles over the years...
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Black Mask

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You'll be talking about yourself again soon, ralph. You can't help it. You can only pretend to be interested in other people for so long.

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Abby
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[Frown]
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ralph

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Stay strong, Abby. This too shall pass.
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herbs

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This ralph/BM stuff is unspeakably tedious. I suggest we just ignore the pair of them when they start, in the manner of toddler training.

Thus: I don't think three partners a year is a lot. She may have had a few LTRs thrown in there two, which would skew the average to four or five, but I still think that's OK. I bet ralph wouldn't have batted an eye if it was a bloke with a similar tally.

I have never come in my pants.

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froopyscot
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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
I have never come in my pants.

Nor have I. In Herbs pants I mean.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
This ralph/BM stuff is unspeakably tedious.

Agreed. If you were me...what would you do?

quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
I bet ralph wouldn't have batted an eye if it was a bloke with a similar tally.

I would have batted both eyes. And called him a man-whore.

quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
I have never come in my pants.

lol.

liar.

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Thorn Davis

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Actually, the more I think about it, the more I'm not even sure I've met 70 people over the past ten years that I'd even want to sit and have a drink with, let alone have sex with.
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herbs

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Ah, but some people you have sex with you wouldn't want to talk to.
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froopyscot
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Are we now tallying the number of people we've slept with without talking to? [Eek!]

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ralph

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two.
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Ringo

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You'd certainly have to have pretty low standards to be able to achieve such a tally. Especially if, as I think we must assume, she lived in the same general area as Ralph. Which means she must have slept with virtually every man in the town.
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ralph

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no...this was in the metro Philadelphia area (6 million people give or take) not where I live now...
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Amy lives in Philly doesn't she?
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