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dance margarita
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some of my best friends are black. well, brown. well, tanned. well, st tropez.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by dance margarita:
some of my best friends are black. well, brown. well, tanned. well, st tropez.
What exactly is that meant to imply, DM?
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New Way Of Decay

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To be fair Misc, London likes men to be some kind of cute, passive and ultimately killable sperm donors. You haven't got a chance of measuring up to that so you might as well go back to your womanising and telling women to shut their bitch-whore mouths.

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...don't forget imagining taking a shit on them while they're talking about Sex and the City, the cackling hags!
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MiscellaneousFiles

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I just checked my friends list on Facebook and it seems I have one more male friend than I do females.

So this perceived misogyny is all Ralph's fault! [Mad]
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dance margarita
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as a serious defence of an accusation of misogyny, 'i have a girlfriend' would be a tiny lame. If it was a serious defence, which i dont really imagine it was.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by London:
...don't forget imagining taking a shit on them while they're talking about Sex and the City, the cackling hags!
I'm not saying that I don't hate any women.

Christ, is this really that hard for you to understand?

LOL, I tried to make a Venn diagram to illustrate the proportion of people I hate from each sex, but that just made it look like I hate all transgendereds.

[ 05.06.2008, 08:02: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
I really don't hate women, London. In fact I've been in a relationship with one of them for over 4,000 days!
Godd. Isn't this like what Brent quotes Finchy as saying in The Office? "How could I hate women? My mother is one".
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New Way Of Decay

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I was going to give you a hand with the Black Widow and Brian Blessed, but now Thorn's here, you're fucked.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
I just checked my friends list on Facebook and it seems I have one more male friend than I do females.

So this perceived misogyny is all Ralph's fault! [Mad]
problem solved [Mad]
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New Way Of Decay

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Do you feel anything yet, amp?

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Louche
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Surely shitting on women talking about sex and the cocking City is a step forward for feminism.

I'm not sure I'm prepared to expand on how I came to that conclusion, by the way.
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Do you feel anything yet, amp?
I felt like having a go at Misc.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Like a craving?
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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I hate women, if that's any help.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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tits flapping everywhere when they run, yuck.
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froopyscot
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quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
tits flapping everywhere when they run, yuck.
"Yuck"?

edit: yes i know it's been posted somewhere on here before

[ 05.06.2008, 10:06: Message edited by: froopyscot ]

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ralph

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do not click on FF+G.
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froopyscot
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I thought that the largest size plus 'jogging' produced the most, erm, spectacular results. Your mileage may vary.

[ 05.06.2008, 10:19: Message edited by: froopyscot ]

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MiscellaneousFiles

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I do not hate tits.
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(women's tits)
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There are other things I don't hate, btw.
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Thorn Davis

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That doesn't mean you don't hate women though. You might crave and yearn for tits and women's hips and buttocks and lips and soft skin but then oh god those bitches make you so mad because the joke and laugh with other men and each other and you're not included and they only ever go out with BASTARDS anyway and women keep syaing you're a nice guy but they just don't see you that way because women don't like nic guys like you and god you want them so much why do those dirty little teases behave like that the sluts.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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LOL.
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Ringo

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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
That doesn't mean you don't hate women though. You might crave and yearn for tits and women's hips and buttocks and lips and soft skin but then oh god those bitches make you so mad because the joke and laugh with other men and each other and you're not included and they only ever go out with BASTARDS anyway and women keep syaing you're a nice guy but they just don't see you that way because women don't like nic guys like you and god you want them so much why do those dirty little teases behave like that the sluts.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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It's sad that you see things that way, Ringo.
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Bootybots. Erotobots.
If this isn't the signature of a woman hater then I'm a white man. Women are more than just machines designed to satisy your filthy desires, Misc.

[ 05.06.2008, 11:13: Message edited by: ralph ]
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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Bootybots. Erotobots.
If this isn't the signature of a woman hater then I'm a white man. Women are more than just machines designed to satisy your filthy desires, Misc.
Of course women are far more than that.
But bootybots and erotobots are, one imagines, exactly what you describe above.

Damned porch monkey. [Roll Eyes]

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quote:
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Of course women are far more than that.
Oh you mean cooking and cleaning? Oh Misc. [Frown]
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MiscellaneousFiles

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As a matter of fact I'll be cooking dinner tonight, seeing as it's steak.

[ 05.06.2008, 11:47: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
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ralph

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lol. smart move. what the hell do those bitches know about cooking a steak, eh? [Roll Eyes]
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Word, homez!
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dance margarita
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yeah. only a fool or a homo would trust the business of charring to a woman, after all.

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McDirts
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Where I come from we throw the steaks straight on the ashes.


We eat them as well.
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dance margarita
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yeah. only a fool or a homo would trust the business of charring to a woman, after all.

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