I've got you under my skin...

There are 4 basic types of tattoo.

Birds names
Rose/skull/snake/dagger/bulldog combos
Chinese/Celtic stuff
Indian ink self done.

Some may argue that any tattoo is tattoo, but they're not. A mate of mine got pissed with a bird and ended up with Winnie the Pooh tattooed on his cock - And that's just sick

Picking a tattoo or tattooist can be a hard choice - FLM is here to help.

Recommended tattoo designs
Well 'ard it's a classic.
Looks hard and is hard.
Nick Cotton has one.
Cos we all love mum
Horny Devil
Funny but still hard.
England my England

When is the best time to get a tattoo ?
Tattoos are best gotten when drunk. The more you drink the better getting a tattoo will feel.

Does it hurt ?
Don't be such a fackin' poof ! what are you a shirt-lifter ?

Will I regret getting a tat ?
So what if you do, you can always get another one out over the top of it - Just remember a tat makes you look hard, and that's all that fackin' matters.

Inky - How many tattoos do you have ?
All in all I have 176 tattoos. Amongst my favorites are the SLEEP and NOW which I have tattooed on the insides of my eyelids, FEAR THE REAPER which I have tattooed just above my cock and the classic knuckles tattoo (Wot I did Miself) pictured below.

FLM's expert tattoo thug: Harry 'Inky' Bastard.

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